i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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