I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
We smell like vodka and hangover
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