Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Randomize
