i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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