If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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