You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
How external is "for external use only"?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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