Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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