i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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