k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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