I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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