if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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