Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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