Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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