well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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