would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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