Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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