Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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