I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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