so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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