I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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