I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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