Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize