Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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