Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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