White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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