that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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