Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
