That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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