Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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