There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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