If i come over, it means nothing
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
