windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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