CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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