xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
