i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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