All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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