ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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