the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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