Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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