His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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