Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I think a kid would responsible me up
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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