I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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