Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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