Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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