Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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