I don't think brook has ever known best
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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