I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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