I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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