So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Randomize
