Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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