yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She's like a pop up book from hell.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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