i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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