at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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