He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
